A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.
You know what happens next.
tim allen’s wrath
the dreams i have of you aren’t always completely appropriate but hey i don’t write the scripts up there so
you smell like a mowed lawn which would be good if you were a lawn but you’re a person so it’s kind of bad
this bow is really itchy, i honestly wished you had given me a softer one
i pretend to be more into competitive gaming than i really am when i talk to you
i wish you’d break up with your girlfriend and come be my pal again, also you’re an idiot
∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.
∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.
∯ || Leave the van Gogh works be; you’re going to give him an ulcer.
scary spider girl
WHAT DID I DO
if ur ever in a bad mood just turn on bumpers in the punch out stage