Super Smash Bros. Melee feat. Nicki Minaj - My anaconda don't want none unless it's not Flat Zone
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matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

jaysartblogandstuff:

tim allen’s wrath

jaysartblogandstuff:

tim allen’s wrath

the dreams i have of you aren’t always completely appropriate but hey i don’t write the scripts up there so

∯ boop

you smell like a mowed lawn which would be good if you were a lawn but you’re a person so it’s kind of bad

∯ OHOHOHO

this bow is really itchy, i honestly wished you had given me a softer one

∯ te he

i pretend to be more into competitive gaming than i really am when i talk to you

Anonymous

i wish you’d break up with your girlfriend and come be my pal again, also you’re an idiot

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

cittamemes:

eg:

∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.

∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.

∯ || Leave the van Gogh works be; you’re going to give him an ulcer.

helloyesthisispapermario:

ruddish. by ぐぐ
spadenightmaren:

scary spider girl

spadenightmaren:

scary spider girl

thilink:

YOSHI

graviolies:

WHAT DID I DO

wimawile:

if ur ever in a bad mood just turn on bumpers in the punch out stage

dont listen to the other ones

dont listen to the other ones